Telecom Admirer Gifts

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

If nobody had invented graphics

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Life and Death

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Football

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'He has really taken to the training.'

Fish Boarding

Air Dentistry

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral