Telecom Admirer Gifts

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

If nobody had invented graphics

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Football

Life and Death

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Cowboy Suitcase.