Satellite Tv Admirer Pillows

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Next World Tours

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

A potato's favourite video

Mars Rover

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

Living in a snow globe.

Annoyed planet.

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

Cloud Kites