Stereo System Admirer Pillows

'Turn down that stereo!'

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Hello - goodbye.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Annoyed planet.

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'My woman, she gone and left me and took me 'SKY-TV' dish with her... No woman, no sky!'

Robot News: best places to work

"That bass isn't bad."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'For sale'