Star Admirer Pillows

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

'You don't have to worry about Leonardo DiCaprio dad, I still prefer you.'

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

Robbie Williams

Theatre Crowd

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Knickerless Cage.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

George Clooney Machine

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

Moon

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Company Ink.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Love your ambiance!"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

USA-China, trade war.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

The Sun Bather