Shadow Admirer Pillows

The Sun Bather

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Bad hair day!

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I don't do windows."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Curling your hair for no reason

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Moon

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Company Ink.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

USA-China, trade war.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'