Silhouette Admirer Pillows

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Alien David statue

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

UK border controls relaxed.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"I love this time of day."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Squirrel on the beach

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'