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'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Alien David statue

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Cariactures

UK border controls relaxed.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"I love this time of day."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Czarcasm

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Rodin's Thinker.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Squirrel on the beach

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

No, I don