Star Enthusiast Pillows

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Which one's Ringo?'

Son of the Morning Star

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

Moon

"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

News headline: stars without make-up!

Star consolation

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Pilot with champagne.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."