Star Enthusiast Pillows

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

Son of the Morning Star

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

Moon

"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

News headline: stars without make-up!

Star consolation

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Pilot with champagne.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Well, that one got away."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'