Space Enthusiasts Pillows

"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."

The Technology Revolution

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Search for Extra-terrestrials - "Did someone leave a message on my pager ?"

"Do you ever wonder if there's life on Mars?"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'Teenagers!'

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'

Cow History: July 20, 1969

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

Aliens use beer as bait.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Big Issue - available everywhere

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

Golfing in space.

'Just once I'd like to meet a guy who's not from Mars.'

"Oh, you took a spaceship here? Must have used a ton of fossil fuel."

"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job.'

'Traveling at light speed takes all the fun out of saying, 'Are we there yet?''

"I know it's just mindless junk, but I can't stop watching."

LUNAR DIET

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

". . . another t-minus 60 minutes."

"Does it strike you as odd that there's a diet for a job in which you're weightless most of the time?"

"Mine's bigger."