Space Enthusiasts Mugs

"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."

The Technology Revolution

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Search for Extra-terrestrials - "Did someone leave a message on my pager ?"

"Do you ever wonder if there's life on Mars?"

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"

"Oh, you took a spaceship here? Must have used a ton of fossil fuel."

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

'Just once I'd like to meet a guy who's not from Mars.'

Golfing in space.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Aliens use beer as bait.

Big Issue - available everywhere

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'

In space, no-one can hear you scream.

Rocket Parking

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

LUNAR DIET

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"No, no. The Great Wall of China is over there. That's the health-care bill."

Sheltering in Space

"Mine's bigger."

"Does it strike you as odd that there's a diet for a job in which you're weightless most of the time?"

". . . another t-minus 60 minutes."

"We leave for a thousand years and they trash the place."

"Remember that you are space dust, and to space dust you shall return."