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"It's called play, apparently it's fun."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The star hunters

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Professor Tulp meets his match

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Save Mars

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

We're With Stupid

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

A were-cow.

Penguin job interview

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Moon Souvenirs

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'