Astronomy Buffs Prints

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'...Sir, can you please repeat you order. I can't understand.'

A full Moon

"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Alien David statue

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The star hunters

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Save Mars

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Cosmology marches on. . .

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."