Astrobiology Gifts

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Alien David statue

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'But what is the universe for?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Boptimism

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .