Astrobiologist Gifts

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

'According to the data it's sending back, we're all descended from little green apes.'

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

The Arsenic-tolerant bacteria

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Disease Management

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Hadrian's Wall

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"