Astrobiologist Prints

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

'According to the data it's sending back, we're all descended from little green apes.'

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

The Arsenic-tolerant bacteria

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Disease Management

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"