Astrobiology Pillows

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Why would space aliens save the human race?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

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