Astro-physicist Pillows

"See anything?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

International Women's Day.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'But what is the universe for?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Boptimism

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

The flies have landed.