Astro-physicist T-Shirts

"See anything?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

International Women's Day.

'Teenagers!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Boptimism

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"