Astrophysicist T-Shirts

Bring the cosmos to their wardrobe with t-shirts that boast humorous and insightful astrophysics themes. Ideal for making a statement both in the lab and out.

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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong." mockup

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

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Just before The Big Bang

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'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!' mockup

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

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'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.' mockup

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

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'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.' mockup

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

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'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.' mockup

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

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'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.' mockup

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

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"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon" mockup

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

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Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars). mockup

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

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"It's photo of a black hole."

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Search for Alien Life Centre.

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"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!" mockup

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

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Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox. mockup

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

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Cosmology marches on. . .

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Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray. mockup

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

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"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis." mockup

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

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'I resent being called a 'dwarf'... I prefer the term 'little planet'!'

'I resent being called a 'dwarf'... I prefer the term 'little planet'!' mockup

'I resent being called a 'dwarf'... I prefer the term 'little planet'!'

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'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...' mockup

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

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'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.'' mockup

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

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Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!' mockup

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

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'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.' mockup

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

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'I know people think I'm romantic, but I've got a dark side.'

'I know people think I'm romantic, but I've got a dark side.' mockup

'I know people think I'm romantic, but I've got a dark side.'

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"We matter!"

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Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman). mockup

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

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"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible." mockup

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

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Celestial Navigation

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'I could never understand the sun. Then it dawned on me.'

'I could never understand the sun. Then it dawned on me.' mockup

'I could never understand the sun. Then it dawned on me.'

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Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me? mockup

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

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"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim." mockup

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

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The Big Blow Theory

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'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?' mockup

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

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"Mind where you're going next time." mockup

"Mind where you're going next time."

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Mars Rover - I'm ready to come home... mockup

Mars Rover - I'm ready to come home...

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'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.' mockup

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

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'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.' mockup

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

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Astrophysicist T-Shirts Collection

Astrophysicist Mugs

Explore our collection of astrophysics mugs, perfect for scientists and space lovers alike. Find the ideal mug to fuel their celestial passion.

Astrophysicist Pillows

Browse our playful and inspiring space-themed pillows, perfect for cozying up in a universe of their own.

Astrophysicist Prints

Transform their space with stunning astrophysics prints that celebrate the beauty and mystery of the universe.