Astronomist T-Shirts

Bring universe-inspired wit to their wardrobe with our astronomist-themed t-shirts. Comfortable, clever, and celestial—these tees are perfect for astronomists who love to wear their passion.

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"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking." mockup

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

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"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!" mockup

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

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Occu-Pie Mars

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?" mockup

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

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"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth." mockup

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

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Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 mockup

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

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"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company." mockup

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day' mockup

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.' mockup

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

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"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?" mockup

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

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International Women's Day.

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings mockup

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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The Solar System (after deregulation) mockup

The Solar System (after deregulation)

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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape." mockup

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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Alien David statue

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"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems." mockup

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

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Swinging on a star.

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"Look what I found, dad!"

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"Houston - you will Not believe this!" mockup

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

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Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO mockup

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

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An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet. mockup

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

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"Houston, we have a problem."

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"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it." mockup

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

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'But what is the universe for?'

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"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!" mockup

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!" mockup

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

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Interdisciplinary studies.

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"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!" mockup

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

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"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'" mockup

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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Astronomist T-Shirts Collection

Astronomist Mugs

Explore more amusing and inspiring space-themed mugs crafted for astronomists. Perfect for brightening their mornings and fueling their cosmic curiosity.

Astronomist Pillows

Discover our collection of space-inspired pillows. Cozy, decorative, and stellar, they make perfect gifts for any astronomist’s lounge or bedroom.

Astronomist Prints

Looking for celestial wall art? Browse our space-themed prints that bring the wonder of the universe into any room, perfect for astronomists and space lovers alike.