Astronomist Gifts

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

International Women's Day.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Teenagers!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Alien David statue

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"