Astronomy Professor Gifts

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Mooning Moon

Parking meter on the moon.

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

Humans and aliens have discovered planet at same time. Awkward!

Nasa - Bloorfing Prohibited, sflaggers will be prosecuted,thank you for not fnording.

'We can see into the black hole now, and it's filled with all the money people lost in the stock market.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

Astronaut

Occu-Pie Mars

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

International Women's Day.

'Teenagers!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Look what I found, dad!"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

Interdisciplinary studies.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .