Astronomy Educator Gifts

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Imagination Navigation.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

How Glaciations Begin

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

Field Trip!

Save our Planet.

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"When I found out that the Earth rotates every 24 hours, it really made my day!"