Astronomy Educator Mugs

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Imagination Navigation.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

How Glaciations Begin

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Parking meter on the moon.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Dog Howling the Moon way

Save our Planet.

Field Trip!

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

"When I found out that the Earth rotates every 24 hours, it really made my day!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.