Astronomy Student Gifts

Imagination Navigation.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'But what is the universe for?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Head over Hooves