Astronomy Student Gifts

Imagination Navigation.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Teenagers!'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Boptimism

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.