Astronomy Professor Pillows

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Mooning Moon

Parking meter on the moon.

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

Humans and aliens have discovered planet at same time. Awkward!

Nasa - Bloorfing Prohibited, sflaggers will be prosecuted,thank you for not fnording.

'We can see into the black hole now, and it's filled with all the money people lost in the stock market.'

China Launches Lunar Rover

Astronaut

Occu-Pie Mars

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

International Women's Day.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Boptimism