Astronomy Professional Pillows

World Battery Change

Occu-Pie Mars

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

International Women's Day.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Boptimism

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The flies have landed.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"