Astronomy Teacher Pillows

'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

Leap Year

"The last time I did that he thought he'd discovered a new planet."

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"The trouble with you, sunshine, you think everything revolves around you!"

New Images from Hubble

A celestial body

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations

Moon net.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .