Astrophysicists T-Shirts

Celebrate their scientific spirit with our astrophysicist t-shirts. Clever, stylish, and universe-inspired, these tees are perfect for casual days or star-gazing adventures.

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Meteorite cleanup

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Cheese in space

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'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?' mockup

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

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Atoms Coach

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Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'

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Occu-Pie Mars

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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day' mockup

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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International Women's Day.

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.' mockup

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

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"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?" mockup

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

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The Solar System (after deregulation) mockup

The Solar System (after deregulation)

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings mockup

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape." mockup

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

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"Look what I found, dad!"

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'But what is the universe for?'

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"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it." mockup

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

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"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!" mockup

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!" mockup

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

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"Houston - you will Not believe this!" mockup

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

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Interdisciplinary studies.

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"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!" mockup

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

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"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'" mockup

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

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"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth." mockup

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

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"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." mockup

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

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Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . . mockup

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe mockup

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

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