Astrophysics T-Shirts

Astrophysics made simple.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Search for Alien Life Centre.

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"It's photo of a black hole."

Cosmology marches on. . .

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'I resent being called a 'dwarf'... I prefer the term 'little planet'!'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

"We matter!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

'You're two hours late AGAIN? How many times do I have to tell you? - It's 'spring forward, fall back'!'

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

Shooting Star

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"Water...Water..."

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

Leap Year

Department of Astronomy - 'You are here'

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

At the space-time institute.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'I'd really like to do something about these spots.'

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?