Astrophysics T-Shirts

Astrophysics made simple.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"It's photo of a black hole."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Search for Alien Life Centre.

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"We matter!"

'I resent being called a 'dwarf'... I prefer the term 'little planet'!'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

Department of Astronomy - 'You are here'

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'

'Why aren't comets ever discovered by people named Smith or Jones?'

'You're two hours late AGAIN? How many times do I have to tell you? - It's 'spring forward, fall back'!'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

Shooting Star

Leap Year

'I'd really like to do something about these spots.'

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

At the space-time institute.

'I could never understand the sun. Then it dawned on me.'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

"Space exploration"

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."