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Moon Lander

Rhapsody in Blue.

'But what is the universe for?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Imagination Navigation.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Eureka!

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Space exploration"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Moon: Made in China

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Girls in Science

"Space wants to kill you."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."