Astronomy Course Completion T-Shirts

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Imagination Navigation.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Parking meter on the moon.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Moon Lander

Girls in Science

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Red Arrows Rookies

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

'So, how was flight school?'

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

A celestial body

"He says he's been trying to get through for ages, but the line's always busy."

Astronaut

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'