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'He says, it's a dark matter detector!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

You must be this tall.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Mother nature takes her course.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Entropy.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Newton Discovers Gravity

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"