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'He says, it's a dark matter detector!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

You must be this tall.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Mother nature takes her course.

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Entropy.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

Science And Society 1923

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Cosmology marches on. . .

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."