Astrophysicist Mugs

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Just before The Big Bang

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

"It's photo of a black hole."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

'It's a comet . . . It's a big rock on your head.'

Search for Alien Life Centre.

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'I know people think I'm romantic, but I've got a dark side.'

Parallel Universe Committee - Meeting Today!

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'I resent being called a 'dwarf'... I prefer the term 'little planet'!'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Cosmology marches on. . .

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"We matter!"

Black Hole Research Institute has no outbox.

"Mind where you're going next time."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

The Big Blow Theory

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

Missing: Since Time Began. . . The Missing Mass of the Universe - Have You Seen Me?

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

At the space-time institute.

"It's not dark matter, you've got the lens cap on."

'I could never understand the sun. Then it dawned on me.'