Astrochemist Mugs

Asteroid Bennu

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

International Women's Day.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Boptimism

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'You caught it, you gut it!'

The flies have landed.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"