Astronomy Fans Pillows

"That's not a comet darling, it's the British sperm count."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The star hunters

Think Tank

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Save Mars

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Swamp gas

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Aurora

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

God creating the galaxy.

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Water divining Mars

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Documentation Please

Astronaut

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"I'm your sun!"

Solar Range.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.