Astronomy Fan Pillows

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Marry me astronaut

The star hunters

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

You must be this tall.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Mother nature takes her course.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Save Mars

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

Aurora

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.