Visual Observer Gifts

"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Tinnitus?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

Abstraction and recognition

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Go Back to New York

The Manipulation of Justice

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"Natural selection in action."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'