Visual Observer Gifts

"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Tinnitus?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Spider watching his web cam.

Abstraction and recognition

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

"I'm liking it already!"

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Go Back to New York

The Manipulation of Justice

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Impractical Gardener.

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"