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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Best before 65 million BC.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Jurassic Pork

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."