Genetically Curious T-Shirts

'I really like these GM foods.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'Happy New Ear!'

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Yeah, so our parents used to run together... what of it?'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

Designer Baby.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'My goodness! Doesn't she look like her father?'