Genetically Curious Gifts

'I really like these GM foods.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Happy New Ear!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Designer Baby.

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

Ill-fated genetics - bald headed beagle.