Curious About Genetics Gifts

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"WHich one is mine?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Jurassic Pork

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Catasaurus

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

When Cells Divide

Medicinal plants

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'He's got your nose.'

'Send in the Clones.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"