Studying Genetics Gifts

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"WHich one is mine?"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Jurassic Pork

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Catasaurus

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."