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GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"You're such a good listener."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'I demand a DNA test.'

Catasaurus

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."