Genetic Research T-Shirts

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

Clone Factory

There's no place like genome

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Robotic Man

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"You're such a good listener."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"WHich one is mine?"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Family DNA

Jurassic Pork

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'