Genetic Research Gifts

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

Clone Factory

There's no place like genome

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Robotic Man

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA

Catasaurus

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"