Genetic Science Gifts

"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"

'It says here that it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Now that we're all clones, should we expect to see it stop rotating?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"You're such a good listener."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Robotic Man

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'I demand a DNA test.'

Catasaurus

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"We think it has something to do with your genome."