Genetic Science Prints

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Miracle gro bird seed.

"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"

'It says here that it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Now that we're all clones, should we expect to see it stop rotating?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Robotic Man

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"WHich one is mine?"

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

A day at the transgenic races

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Family DNA

Jurassic Pork

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Catasaurus

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."