Genetic Testing Gifts

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Clone Factory

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

GM Crops Genie.

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Jerk Gene

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research