Genetic Researcher T-Shirts

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

Little man under a microscope with binoculars.

Gene doping in the Olympic Games.

Genetic researcher to kid: 'No, I'm not exactly the lifeguard of the gene pool.'

'Nice try, Ludwig, but you've sent two of your clones by mistake.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'Here, from the printout of my entire DNA: the gene for embezzling.'

A drug manufacturer announced their scientists have discovered the profit gene.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'I demand a DNA test.'

Catasaurus

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."